Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
