i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Randomize
