I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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