all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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