I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You have to summon your inner elephant
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
as a side note pls kill me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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