ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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