Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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