I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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