I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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