Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i think i just lost a toe
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