dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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