Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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