btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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