so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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