He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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