Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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