Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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