when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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