I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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