WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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