okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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