But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize