i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
