All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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