I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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