I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I lost the right to judge tonight
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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