next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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