That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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