she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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