Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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