Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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