Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
It's Friday. Sex?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I don't think brook has ever known best
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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