no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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