Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
where are my eyebrows?
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