? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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