Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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