I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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