Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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