Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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