he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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