his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
