hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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