Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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