How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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