i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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