giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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