i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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