dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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