you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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