That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
