was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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