I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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