My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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