Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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